Just a wee heads up, darling! It’s time to start romancing your piggy bank! You never know what cheeky shenanigans your dosh might get up to. You might stumble into a windfall and be rolling in the quid, or, heaven forbid, you might find your wallet on a diet! Keep a sharp eye on your swag, don’t want any light-fingered Larrys nicking your hard-earned! Lucky charm: A rabbit’s foot. Though I’ve always wondered, if they’re so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? Bit of a raw deal for the bunny if you ask me!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!