Listen here, sunshine, even when those numpties are having a fit about your ideas, you keep your chin up and stick to your guns, right? You’ve got a knack for this, don’t let ’em tell you otherwise. And while you’re at it, why not treat yourself to a nice pint? Not the cheap stuff though, you’re worth more than that, you cheeky devil. Your mates are there to back you up, if they’re not too busy downing their own pints. Your grand schemes might still be pie in the sky, but you’re edging closer, you crafty bugger. So, keep your pecker up, your time’s coming. Oh, and here’s a little nugget for you. Your lucky charm is a three-legged frog. Why? Because it can’t hop away as fast when you’re trying to catch it for good luck…or dinner. You decide.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!