Cor blimey, mate, there’s a juicy bit of business knocking on your door and it’s looking as promising as a pint at the end of a dry day. You’re expecting this to be more lucrative than stealing the Queen’s jewels. Consequently, you’re pushing this to the top of your list quicker than a curry on a hangover morning. You’re prepared to put the graft in, toiling away like a chimney sweep in Victorian London. And why wouldn’t you, old chap? You’re looking forward to enjoying the fruits of your labour, like a fox in a chicken coop, ain’t ya? Oh, and here’s a lucky charm for ya – a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do you any good. You’ve got about as much chance of finding one of those as you do of finding a decent cup of coffee in America. Haha!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!