Blimey, you’d think some folks have ants in their knickers the way they can’t sit still with the way things are. There’s this one muppet, fresh off the boat, who’s got big ideas about shaking up your tried and true routines. Thinks they’re some sort of revolutionary, they do. It’s as if your well-oiled, perfectly functioning system is a bloomin’ Rubik’s cube that needs solving to them. Tell you what, tell ’em to stick their changes where the sun don’t shine. And here’s a bit of luck for you: your lucky charm is a pair of earplugs. Perfect for blocking out the incessant, supposedly ‘innovative’ drivel coming from your new co-worker. They’ll either think you’re a bit deaf or just incredibly rude – either way, you’ll get a bit of peace and quiet!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!