Well, cor blimey! You’re mulling over some cockamamie idea your chum or blood relative has chucked at you. First time you’ve had to put your noggin to it and it’s no wonder they reckon you’re giving them the cold shoulder. No matter what you choose to put your peepers on, you could absolutely gobsmack yourself with the earth-shattering epiphanies you stumble upon by the time the pub’s last orders are called. And here’s your lucky charm for the day: A four-leaf clover. Just remember, finding one of these is about as likely as spotting a vegan in a butcher’s shop, so if you do manage it, you’re either jammy as a doughnut or you’ve got more time on your hands than a broken watch.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!