Work’s got you by the bollocks, ain’t it? And that sneaky bugger, unpredictability, is still hanging around like a bad smell. Bloody frustrating, it is, when some waffling wanker can’t make up their mind and leaves everyone on tenterhooks, eh? If they’ve got the right pals, though, best you don’t get your knickers in a twist. Keep schtum and cool as a cucumber for now, there’s a good chap. Your lucky charm this week is a teacup; perfect for drowning your sorrows in a good cuppa. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone breaks the teapot. Don’t let that be you, mate!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!