Make sure you give a swift verbal slap to anyone dear who starts spouting nonsense before they go on a redecorating spree with their daft ideas. Every blue moon, when you’ve somehow tricked the universe into giving you a spare moment, you might find yourself yearning for a bit of peace and quiet. You’re dying for a bit of alone time, maybe with a strong cuppa and the telly. Who gives a toss what others think? Why fight that hankering? Lucky Charm: Keep a rubber duck on hand, you never know when you might need to throw it at someone. Plus, it’s a right laugh watching them try to dodge a bath toy.

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