Oi, you’re feeling a right royal squeeze in a close companionship, ain’t ya? It’s got you itching to scarper from all those lovely plans you drew up earlier in the week. If you do a runner, it could really cock things up, especially if your old china was banking on you having their back. Show ’em you’re not just there for the giggles and the good times, even if you’re currently more at odds than a fish out of water in a desert. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. Why? Because if a horse can walk around all day with that on its foot, you can damn well deal with your relationship issues.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!