You’ve been working your socks off behind the scenes, haven’t you? Doing the dog’s work while no bugger’s watching. Well, hold onto your knickers because the cat’s about to be let out of the bag. You’ll soon be basking in the limelight like a pasty Brit on a Spanish beach. Don’t be a numpty and think your toils are going unnoticed. The big cheeses have clocked your graft and by the time EastEnders is on the telly tonight, you’ll have your gold star, you keen bean. Now, for a laugh, let’s throw in a lucky charm. You know that old sock you’ve been using as a bookmark? Yeah, that manky one. Turns out it’s your lucky item. Who would’ve thought? Now, don’t you dare wash it, the stinkier the luckier.

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