That little project you kicked off, you know, the one that nearly made you wet your knickers with excitement, is shaping up to be a right corker! The results, darling, will be as important to everyone involved as a new pair of waterproof knickers to an incontinent granny! We’re now getting down to the nitty-gritty, but don’t fret, you’re still as keen as a dog on heat! Your lucky charm this week is a rusty old horseshoe…just like your sense of humor, it’s old, a bit worn, but still brings a smile to your face. And who knows, it might even bring you some luck – you need it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!