If you find yourself chinwagging with some knobhead you’ve been at loggerheads with recently, keep your cool and stay as composed as a cucumber in a convent. Don’t get your knickers in a twist and start getting defensive – it’ll only make you look like you’ve got more issues than Vogue. So, sit back, sip your tea, and show them their tomfoolery washes over you like a poorly aimed pint in a rowdy pub. Your lucky phrase for today is “Keep Calm and Carry On.” Though, knowing your luck, you’ll probably be carrying on while everything else falls apart.

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