You’ve been sweating your knickers off and your gaffer’s finally pulled his head out of his arse to notice! So brace yourself, ’cause he’s about to dangle a juicy carrot right in front of your snout. Bet you won’t be able to keep your mitts off it. Now, there’s this workmate who’s got their knickers in a twist and they’re about to come nattering to you for a chinwag. You’ll feel the need to give it to them straight, no chaser. And you know what? Your two bob’s worth will be as clear as a bell and as useful as a chocolate teapot. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But given your luck, it’ll probably be a three-leaf one with a bit torn off. So, keep it in your pocket and just pretend it’s the real deal when bragging to your mates down the pub.

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