Tackle all the jobs you’ve got lined up today? No bother, mate! With all that bloody vim and vigour you’re lugging about, you’re like a Duracell bunny on steroids. You’re juggling a schedule so packed it’s bursting at the seams – you’d give a circus clown a run for his money. And if any snags crop up? Pfft! You’ll swat them away like a fly on your pint. Your lucky phrase for today is “Close shave, mate!” Because just like that time you avoided getting a tattoo of your ex’s name, you have a knack for dodging trouble. And let’s face it, that’s a skill more useful than knowing how to make a proper cup of tea.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!