Right, mate, you’re in need of a proper gander at those legal and financial scribbles before you go cocking up an important choice, alright? If it’s all gobbledygook to you, go hassle some boffin who knows what the bloody hell they’re talking about. Courtroom kerfuffles could end up being your ticket to Easy Street, so don’t go getting your knickers in a twist. Keep your schedule nimbler than a Chippendale’s dancer, because just like your last Tinder date, some plans are about to pull a swift one on you. Now, for your lucky bit, slap on some green, your lucky colour. It might not make you look less of a numpty, but at least you’ll blend in with the foliage when you’re trying to avoid your responsibilities.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!