Just when you’re feeling chuffed as nuts, thinking life’s all strawberries and cream, a spanner gets tossed in your works. It’s like a surprise visit from your mother-in-law, ain’t it? But don’t throw a wobbly, take a butcher’s at the nitty-gritty. The solution’s there, hiding like a shy virgin on her wedding night. And remember, don’t just chinwag about your grand schemes with the lads at the pub. They’re not mind readers, despite what they may claim after a couple of pints. Don’t just assume they’ll bob along with you like they did last time when your plan involved stolen garden gnomes and a six-pack of lager. Your lucky mantra this week: “Don’t get your knickers in a twist.” Quite fitting, really. Repeat it while you’re trying to untangle your earphones for the umpteenth time and you might just find it helpful… or not.

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