Oi, you lot, listen up – I’m about to spill the tea! Trust your gut, you muppets. Keep your peepers peeled on your half-baked ideas, both the ones on the boil and those that are still a twinkle in your eye. Chinwag about them with others, they might just stop you making a right muppet of yourself. It might seem like you’re up the creek without a paddle right now, but believe it or not, this could be a right knee-slapper of a productive time! Your lucky phrase for today is “Bob’s your uncle”. Say it three times before breakfast, and who knows, you might just stumble upon an unexpectedly competent family member. But don’t count on it, you might just end up with Uncle Bob.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!