Oi, you stubborn mule, you’ll be even more pig-headed than a mule on steroids this week and you’ll argue till you’re blue in the face about it. If any poor sod attempts to tell you what to do, it’s about as safe as poking a bear with a short stick – you’re likely to go off the deep end. Those that know you, well, they’ll just roll their eyes and have a good old belly laugh, because they know you’re about as dangerous as a chocolate teapot. Your lucky charm this week is a rubber duck. Why? Because it floats, just like your temper – always ready to bob to the surface at the slightest provocation! So, keep it in your pocket and squeak it when you feel your blood start to boil – it’ll either calm you down, or give others a run for their money!

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