You’re about to jump on the health train, ain’t ya? You’ll be brimming with so much positivity, you could outshine a Blackpool light show. Say ta-ra to your dodgy noggin, aching back, and dodgy tum. It’s like you’re trading in your clapped-out old banger for a shiny new Jag, ain’t it? Now, you can focus on the things that really tickle your pickle, bringing about a change brighter than a new penny. And here’s a cheeky nugget for ya: your lucky colour? It’s green. Why, you ask? Cos it’s the colour of all those ghastly veggies you’ll be stuffing your gob with. Chin up, though. At least your insides will be as sparkly as The Queen’s jewels!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!