Darling, you’re sitting pretty, poised to steer a group of misfits who couldn’t find their backside with both hands and a map. Your knack for reading people like a trashy romance novel is gonna be more useful than a chocolate teapot. Instead of acting like an overzealous sheepdog in 2025, you’ll be playing psychologist, getting all up in their grills. Once they trust you, they’ll stick together like a gaggle of drunken bridesmaids at a hen do. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Amazing how a bath toy can become a symbol of leadership. But remember, even a duck looks calm on the surface while it’s paddling like hell underneath. So keep your cool, love!

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