Right, pet, let’s have a chinwag about these frights you’ve been stashing under your bed like last year’s Christmas pud. It’s high time you put your big knickers on and faced them head on, like a bull in a china shop or a pint of stout in a wine bar. No more faffing about. Sweep those jitters under the carpet and kick ’em to the curb. You’re ready to leg it from the past, mate, and not a moment too soon. It’s like trying to flog a dead horse, innit? But the quicker you pull up your socks and sort it out, the sooner you’ll be prancing about like you’ve nicked the Queen’s jewels. Make 2025 the year you find your mojo, because let’s face it, darling, it’s been on the missing list longer than Lord Lucan. And here’s a little pearl of wisdom for you: your lucky item for the year is a pair of lacy undies. Not only will they make you feel like a million quid, but they’re a great conversation starter at parties. Just make sure you’re wearing them on the right side of your trousers, love.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!