Life ain’t just about slaving away like a Dickensian workhouse orphan, darling. If your job’s making you feel like you’ve got a front-row seat at a Wagner opera, now’s the time to look elsewhere. Fancy a change? Then sling your hook and do something decisive for once in your life. It’s about as rewarding as finding a tenner in an old pair of kecks, and a hell of a lot less smelly. And here’s your lucky charm, sweetie – a rabbit’s foot. Just remember, it wasn’t very lucky for the rabbit, was it? Oh, and your lucky number’s seven – same as the number of times your boss will call you before they realise you’ve buggered off!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!