Holiday Party Astrology

It is summer party time, and we are all ready to forget our troubles and have some crazy fun! How great it is to dress up and think of something other than the global crisis, the financial crisis, and the political crisis. So let us celebrate until we are blue in the face. But what would our Astro Club go for, as they hit the Holiday Party high notes!

ARIES

Heads turn as you walk into the holiday party gorgeous in your tight after ski slacks and gold lame sleeveless top. With that sporty headband, those flat casual shoes you will emanate “svelte and assured”. Hot Swiss guys will be unable to refrain from offering you a smoothie. Think pretty Aries girl next door Ashley Judd and you will get the Aries party picture full on!

TAURUS

Looking great in a simple black sheath, you push your way to the French buffet, and check out the summer hors d’oeuvres. Your soulful gaze might detract from the fact that you are stuffing down fruit compote like it was going out of fashion. You will be happy to share your cheese stick with a nice looking Parisian fellow and chat about your French cookery lessons if needs be. Think Taurus Penelope Cruz’s natural sensuality and you will have got the Taurus holiday party picture.

GEMINI

You look so cute in those huge horn rimmed shades; they draw attention to your intellectual gifts. You will be emanating wafts of classic Chanel perfume as you scan the Spanish veranda for egg heads, yet get bored with people droning on about exotic gardening tips. You will make your excuses and leave for another, more chatty party down the beach. Think Gemini Nicole Kidman, and her natural communicative abilities, and you have got the Gemini holiday party picture down to a tee.

CANCER

You will wear a sweet floral dress, with tasteful décolleté at the country weekend dance. You will move majestically around the room advising people. You will even share your bowl of Blueberry Buckle dessert, as folks get to know about your caring nature and ask you for advice; if you have time you will gather together a group counseling session with folks in the rose garden. Think Cancer Jessica Simpson glamour and you have got the Cancer party picture.

LEO

You will wow holiday party goers with your grand entrance in a magnificent Stella McCartney backless gown. Tanned, glowing and gracious you will act sweet pussy cat style, nodding at all those Italian compliments, as Leo curls fall delicately around your shoulders. You needed this holiday, especially after an exceedingly ghastly divorce. Life can be such a bitch. Think Leo Madonna’s dangerously flirty style and you will soon have your claws into the best looking guy in the room.

VIRGO

You will be stylish and incredibly feminine in a Marc Jacobs creation. No vulgar fashion statements for you. Contained and chic stylishness only please. Yet you will gulp down the gin fizz as if there is no tomorrow. All those sexy foreign folks will be drawn to your glowing skin and beautiful, kind eyes. Think Virgo, Beyonce Knowles 9.5 on Richter scale sex appeal, and add on your proficient appearance to get the party Virgo party drift.

LIBRA

You will literally enchant the folks at the summer sophisticate party. In your puce and black Fendi creation with sublime Roberto Cavalli shoes and Chanel bag to match, you expect guys to be “polite” yet hot. You can be sure that you will have a swish time as you ruminate on the advantages of harpsichord music as compared to the heavy metal band. Think Libran classy looker Sigourney Weaver and you get this summer party picture.

SCORPIO

You look demure in a down played white linen dress, but fool nobody. That come hither look devastates the human soul, so acting cutie pie will be but a temporary solution. Match perfect party beach location with a tropical flower behind your ear and hey presto, fait accompli! As you dig that Bacardi cocktail you are set to rustle up another of those summer holiday sex obsessions. Think Scorpio Meg Ryan doing cute femme fatale, and you get Scorps. Summer party picture!

SAGITTARIUS

You were in a rush, so you caught the party dress in your nose ring as you changed from earth child gear to party earth child. Even the hostess giggles as you crack rude jokes to her parents. Think Tequila Sunrise cocktails. Think fellow Saggy, Katie Holmes’ shopping style, and you might get a few folks leaping on the sofa with you! Saggy are fun, and never prone to dull moments.

CAPRICORN

Even if you attend the rave summer party in your linen Balenciaga Blazer do not fear, you will still enjoy the fun when you get a few of those Pink Lady cocktails down you. Debonair older guys will get sleazy, and you will not stop laughing until you take your blazer off. Think delightful Capricorn celebrity Siena Miller and you will not powder over your freckles any more.

AQUARIUS

You will not be too scared to wear Vivienne Westwood and do your best rock chick imitation. You might even play guitar with everyone sitting at your feet listening in wonder to your superb rendition of that Joan Baez oldie “We will overcome!” Think fellow Water Carrier Sheryl Crow strumming her own guitar and you will have the greatest time at that summer party.

PISCES

You have stepped out of a Jane Austin novel, and now you are wafting around the gold fish pond in green chiffon, and staring wistfully at those who take your fancy. As you sit on the lawn examining the way the grass grows, sipping cider through a straw, totally delectable and utterly mysterious, you take the tarot out of your beaded handbag and suddenly everyone is your friend. Think super pretty Jennifer Biel in a head band, and you have the perfect summer Pisces party time.