Spring Break: Holiday Astrology

How lovely it is to get away for a Spring Break. We are exhausted by the trials and tribulations of a long winter, so as the sun starts more than peeping from behind the clouds, we tend to rush down to the travel agents to get in a last min Spring Break booking. But what would be prime destinations for our favourite Astro Club?

ARIES

Watch this sign get active. Spa holidays and hanging around on hammocks are all very well for lazy bones, but this Ram prefers to socialize or at least compete? Spring break destination therefore? A tour of Birmingham’s night clubs, followed by a spat of clay pigeon shooting. Aries will literally be killing two birds with one stone, in other words throwing in exercise and competitive sports at the same time, what could be better? “Busy bee” goings on are the max spring break destination for Aries!

TAURUS

Taurus loves their tummies. Their dream spring break could be a mini French cookery course in the French Ardennes. It would have to be mini because other than digging their fingers into the puff pastry and weaving caramel baskets, this laidback Bull will want to do a) a bit of wine tasting b) a bit of sightseeing, and c) a bit of hammock swinging under a sunny “Ciel”. A Taurus will tend to avoid tennis courts and golf courses. Eating and doing nothing much is a max spring break destination for Taurus.

GEMINI

Gemini spring break destinations tend to wind them up, rather than wind them down. So see this twin rushing off to a Big Apple destination. They will love gawping from Brooklyn Bridge, strolling in Central Park, marveling at the Guggenheim and cottoning on that New Yorkers are not the rude bastards they are made out to be, just 80 percent Gemini. New Yorkers are not likely to chat “off the cuff” to strangers, but Gemini will not lack for stimulating company; they have contacts everywhere, especially in the Bronx. Yakking to their hearts content is virtually guaranteed in this max spring NY, NY destination for Gemini’s.

CANCER

Cancer spring breaks are with mum, dad and extended family. Booking a roomy Bournemouth seaside cottage could be a solution. They will definitely pack their buckets and spades and build sand castles with nieces and nephews. Crab fishing and ample scone and jam high teas are favoured. Cancers do not like to stress about weight control issues on spring breaks! Porridge breakfasts are welcomed. Expanding family cheer and the expansion of the Cancer girth is a max spring break aim, and destination!

LEO

Leo spring breaks are a casual stroll down the “Hollywood Walk of Fame” humming that oldie “Celluloid Heroes” by the Kinks. They will definitely keep a look out for movie stars like Clint Eastwood who has a personal bronze star plaque. But Leos are stars in their own right too, the only sun sign that walks out of a movie theater convinced they played the lead. It usually takes them about ten minutes to cotton on they are not Russell Crowe or Julia Roberts. Keeping that ego expanding is a max spring break destination for Leos.

VIRGOS

Since Virgos spend a lot of time planning timetables, paying bills and tidying up one would imagine they really dig organized spring breaks. But no, not at all! They dig reading complicated maps, and road signs. A spring break in Ethiopia’s Addis Ababa would have our Virgos on their toes and in their element. Why? The streets have no names in Addis Ababa. Watch our Virgos using their portable compass, and earthy intuition to get from the hotel to the shopping mall. Keeping the mind occupied is a max spring break destination for Virgos.

LIBRA

Romantic exploration is a prime solution for a classic Libran Spring Break. What could be better than gay Paris, with all those cute, street corner cafes, and culture soaked museums? Libra’s spring break would also include a lot of “French Kissing” on top of the Eiffel Tower. Admiring that Mona Lisa smile would be a high point for this art fanatic. They would end up smiling too, especially over snails and wine for tea, in fact it is very likely their dimples will show. Basically keeping things romantic is a Spring Break “Yes” for the culture loving Libran.

SCORPIO

Scorpios like intensity. What could be more extreme than a guided tour of Romanian castles, including that creepy one in Transylvania? “Bran Castle!” often referred to as “Dracula’s Castle” would certainly hit Scorpio’s “Hot C”. The place is said to have been horrific Vlad III’s favorite hangout. Vlad III, surname “Dracula”, nicknamed “The Impaler”, stimulates Scorpio’s darker curiosities. May be because this “hoodlum to beat all hoodlums” was invested with the “Occult order of the Dragon”; anything to do with the “Occult” and “Dragons” would certainly be a creepy “Yes “for the Scorpio Spring Break.

SAGITTARIUS

Horse rides would do as a Sagittarius Spring Break fine. What could be better than the Andalucía stallion and a gallop across the Spanish Sierra Nevada Mountains or the prime beaches of Los Alamos? Saggys are half steed half man/woman anyway. So once they get off their faithful mounts see them making fools of themselves in a beach disco. Fun and flirty activities with “Spanish Lookers” are a plus for that Saggy Spring Break destination.

CAPRICORN

Capricorns make no “bones” about their obsession with one of the “Seven Wonders of the World – King Ludwig of Bavaria’s Castle” in Germany. Those fairy tale spires are just too much! Caps also dig hanging tapestries, grand hall dining rooms and livery service. A personal spa in their bedroom suite is much appreciated. Clinking champagne glasses to toast in the Spring Equinox with a bunch of highly located friends is such fun! Capricorns are not snobs, they are class. “Spring break Bavarian Castle Destinations” therefore deserve ten out of ten for our class act Cappys.

AQUARIUS

Gypsy caravans could be one of the fun Spring Break suggestions for the “Water Carriers of this world”. Folk Music Festivals would also be recommended, enough that the Aquarius is sharing grog, or broad minded opinions with droves of UFO loving friends. Shamanic lodges, drum festivals and Conspiracy Theory “get-togethers” in Cornwall are also numbers one, two and three on the List of Spring Break Destinations for our avant-garde Aquarian. So what is the Aquarian ultimate destination? A world wide rave!

PISCES

What could be better than a scuba diving holiday for the Pisces? Most Pisces live in the deep currents of the unconscious anyway, so a profound plunge into the Red Sea to have a watery chat with multi colored fish shoals would be “water off a proverbial duck’s back”. Be sure our sensitive Pisces would dive in style, always keen to explore underwater worlds. The Red Sea is said to contain 1000 species of fish, this can only be the ultimate “Piscean Rave!” experience. Ten out of ten for this watery Spring Break destination fest then.