32339105planetsPlanetary placements

When two peoples’ horoscopes match, are they ready to fall in love? Horoscope matching is an interesting task for astrologers, in that they can suss out how planetary placements show up for the future evolution of a relationship. Horoscope matching can indeed suss out whether your lovely Leo is going to spend the rest of their life breaking plates over Scorpio hubby’s head, or whether that conflictual Leo/Scorpio match will make it thru the night. In fact, horoscope matching is very useful prior to the honeymoon. So spring brides watch out!

Horoscope Compatability

If you are honeymooning a Gemini, make sure you are an Aquarian or a fun loving Sagittarian. Aquarians totally understand Gemini’s penchant for intense conversations in the hotel lobby, even if it is to do with the horrors of in-growing toe nails and the marvels of quantum physics. Aquarians love quantum physics and they also comprehend Gemini’s tendency to analyze a menu for an hour and discuss it with the Head Waiter for another. In the Gemini’s “defining what we are having for supper routine”, a Saggy will be out on the veranda chatting up a George Clooney lookalike. Saggys have no intention of striking “flirt” off their list of things to do, even if they have “just married. “

If you are honeymooning a Cancer, you better be a Scorpio, or at the very least a Taurus and adore hot holidays in Sicily. Cancers love Sicily not only because it is surrounded by water, but because it is a place where folks are grounded in honour and tradition, like running after unfaithful wives with sawn off shot guns. Scorpios dig Sicily also; they comprehend the deep passion, and “green eyed monster” traits of the base line Sicilian citizen. They will totally dig the sullen looking Latino guys, and the great Cassata ice-cream. If however, a Cancer has “just married” another Cancer, expect sulks at the breakfast table, and hysterical outbursts in the café!

The madly in love Libra will be as passionate as any air head can be on honeymoon. Our intellectual Libra is looking for harmony, beauty, fidelity and kindness in their partner. Leos do a great job of being kind, as well as looking harmonious at the poolside especially in their gold bikini or trunks. Leos upgrade Libra’s social standing every time! But the greatest conversations will be had by candle light with an enthralled Saggy partner, who will not even flirt with the bar maid. Librans are usually balanced and beautiful people, Saggys love balanced and beautiful people!

A dreamy honeymoon Pisces will sigh with relief once they have got that ring around a) a Taurus b) a Cancer’s finger. Pisces and Taurus will be spending many an hour locked up in their hotel room, linking into refined eroticism based on the myriad Kama Sutra drawings in the paper back they took on hols. If the honeymooners are a Pisces and a Cancer, however, they will be talking tiny tots, and what colour they want to paint the nursery over drinks in the lobby. Pisceans will adore the material security both Taurus and Cancer attempt to give their lives. Lunching out with a Taurus is a delight for “other worldly” Pisceans too, they tend to marvel at the amount of food Taureans can stuff down their gullets.

Last on not least if you are honeymooning a Saggy they will make sure you laugh at various idiotic jokes, especially if you are a Leo, Leos are not renowned for their sense of humour but they do dig idiocy! Be prepared for your Leos and Saggys to plan a New World Order over coffee in the lounge. A world where people can think what they want. Where narrow mindedness is out the window, and where having fun is number one on the list of people’s things to do, you know like trekking the Ecuadorian jungle or bungee jumping. In fact, be prepared to go on some great adventure with this couple, perhaps a safari honeymoon would fit the bill for such fiery fire signs. Do not be afraid if Saggy runs after an elephant just to get a good piccy either, Saggys love doing silly things, their Horoscope Matching thingy said so!