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Is Lady Gaga Gaga, Truly Gaga?

Written by Philip M Garcia

Yes, she did indeed say “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”— Lady Gaga, interviewed in Vanity Fair

So is Lady Gaga Gaga totally Gaga? Some folks might think not, on the other hand they might believe that everything she says is a publicity stunt, along with everything she wears of course.

Even if some folks accuse Gaga of trying to imitate Madonna when she doesn’t, she still is happy to hit the headlines, for her “acting out” quips. But, if truth be told Lady Gaga is not at all Gaga, she says things that wind you up perhaps but that hit the bull’s eye in the Outrageous Department, hence they shock or make you laugh!

If you think that Gaga is totally Gaga however, perhaps you have not cottoned on how some celebrities happen upon the weirdest quips too. In fact we will attempt to classify others’ failed or successful Gaga moments.

“Scarcely Gagahood” Moment One
Yes Elizabeth Hurley was not into Gagahood full on when she actually said “I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.” Our question is has Hurley ever been a male fetish on Marilyn’s terms? As far as we know, MM was one of the most sensuous movie stars alive, and still drives most men to obsessive thinking so one might ask oneself why the thin thing! Liz? Is it relevant at all? Oops. Gaga quip this is not!

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“Failed in Totem” Gagahood Moment Two
Let’s face it John Galliano could have done a lot better when he drunkenly slurred that he “loved Hitler. “ We know this wonderful, gifted man was joking. That internet rumour about his death was also a joke, but many people were left taking it very seriously and crying their eyes out! No this is not a Gagahood moment at all.

“Definitely not” Gagahood Moment Three
As for Katy Perry well we bet you did not know she loves the Japanese people so much she was heard saying she wants to “skin them and wear them as fashion accessories” on public TV: Few people even smiled at that quip. In fact she might be best cutting down on her Gaga comment attempts, she is best sticking to being a lovely, pretty girl who sings really well and makes people happy!

“Massive Let down” Gagahood Moment Four
Justin Beiber also demonstrated no actual symptoms of Gagahood when he insisted “Anne Frank was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber!” when he visited that house of horrors, the one she had been hiding in during the Second World War! The house where she was discovered by the Nazis, and later died in concentration camp. Come on Justin, Gaga a bit more! You can do it!

“Not at All Gagahood” just Faux
Brooke Shields totally failed her anti ciggy mission when she said in a faux Gagahood moment.
“Smoking can kill you. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Daaah! Nope to that attempt at a Gaga moment, gagahood did not hit the high note here Brooke!

“Last but not least Utterly Missed Out” Gagahood
Gwyneth Paltrow once said “she would rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin!” Daah Gwynnie, Gagahood that is not! Why because it is too serious! Too dangerous, and not at all funny. Your best bet is wearing a meat loaf skirt! You are beautiful and gorgeous, you are indeed totally lovely without the Gagahood!

Best to be vegetarian then?

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